Yet another party in yet another rich area in West LA
Another mansion,
Another $100,000 car
and yet another driveway to impress the neighbours.
It all blends together any way.
I can't remember which is which anymore
I pour another vodka martini to the lady in front of me
whom assures me she doesen't drink.
Who wants to be a lush anyway?

Wouldnt it be wonderful if I asked for your number and you said yes?
We would see each other on a first date, both nervous and eager to show our "good side"
We would agree to see each other again
We would go to the movies
We would go to the beach
We would go to the park
One day we would live together and we would select furniture together
Then I would propose one fine day and you would say yes
Later you would grant me two beautiful kids
We would live for many years and live happily together
And all of this would come down to this very moment where I asked for your number
Wouldnt it be wonderful?

"We are all a by product of mass consumerism"
Or so says my Beverly Hills shrink, Doctor Feel Good
While letting me know it's all gonna be alright while
charging me $800 an hour.

I just found out that I have 25 different illness'
That is a fact
Or at least that is what our modern altar; the TV
in front of me tells me
It also infoms me that I would not be happy in life
nor have success if I do not buy the new 2008 Cadillac
or if I do not go to Taco Bell and try their new spicy
taco for $1.99
It also tells me that in order to satisfy my wife,date,what ever
in bed I must also takes drugs
I think they called it Viagra
Luckily I can take some Peptol for my stomach ache after
eating the $4.99 Carls Junior Burger which has made me
feel slightly sick.